Don't Kiss the Cook Right Now Cutting Board
Don't Kiss the Cook Right Now Cutting Board
Don't Kiss the Cook Right Now Cutting Board

Don't Kiss the Cook Right Now Cutting Board

Regular price $25.00 Sale

Just to be clear, like, 80% of people have a cold sore at some point in their life. And I imagine it's got to be especially tough if you're hosting a dinner and then you get one. Maybe I guess this cutting board would be a humorous way to broach the topic and let your guests know that you are aware that you have a cold sore and that you have taken precautions to use a clean spoon after sipping the sauce and stuff. But probably all the guests would be like "eh, it's no big deal! We get them, too!" since, once again, like 80% of people already have the virus. So don't judge.


As for the cutting board itself, it sounds pretty nice:


Spruce up your kitchen while impressing your guests with this multi-use bamboo cutting board. The laser etched design adds some character for decor & presentation, while the other side operates as a fully functional kitchen utensil.

• Made From High Quality, Organically Grown Bamboo

• Dual Purpose Sides: One for Food Preparation & One for Display

• Finished Hole on Handle for Easy Hanging/Storage

• Free of Pesticides, Fertilizer & Chemicals

• No Artificial Coloring

• Food Safety Tested and Approved by US-FDA

• Food-Safe Lacquer Coated

• 11.5”x5.5” Handle to Base