Just to be clear, like, 80% of people have a cold sore at some point in their life. And I imagine it's got to be especially tough if you're hosting a dinner and then you get one. Maybe I guess this cutting board would be a humorous way to broach the topic and let your guests know that you are aware that you have a cold sore and that you have taken precautions to use a clean spoon after sipping the sauce and stuff. But probably all the guests would be like "eh, it's no big deal! We get them, too!" since, once again, like 80% of people already have the virus. So don't judge.
As for the cutting board itself, it sounds pretty nice:
Spruce up your kitchen while impressing your guests with this multi-use bamboo cutting board. The laser etched design adds some character for decor & presentation, while the other side operates as a fully functional kitchen utensil.
• Made From High Quality, Organically Grown Bamboo
• Dual Purpose Sides: One for Food Preparation & One for Display
• Finished Hole on Handle for Easy Hanging/Storage
• Free of Pesticides, Fertilizer & Chemicals
• No Artificial Coloring
• Food Safety Tested and Approved by US-FDA
• Food-Safe Lacquer Coated
• 11.5”x5.5” Handle to Base