The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice
The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice

The REAL Darth Vader Would Slice You in Half without Thinking Twice

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  • OK, so the first few ironic pieces of merchandise treating Darth Vader and stormtroopers as cute or silly or mundane were pretty funny
  • But now it seems half of the stuff out there portrays evil Empire as ironically cutesy
  • This design is a reminder that the REAL Darth Vader was ruthless and would slice you in half without thinking twice
  • This was in a design contest but got a lot fewer votes than the ironic cutesy SW stuff that it lampoons.